There are thousands of aliases for our lady parts.
Lately I’ve been spending some time sorting through alternate words and nicknames for one specific lady part, the vagina.
It’s about time I share some of my favorites:
From the elegant:
Belle-chose (“pretty thing”)
Altar of Venus
To the sweet:
To the unappetizing:
To the slightly clever:
To the just plain lazy:
And then the old school …
I asked my mom for suggestions.
Her response: “Maybe I’m just old, but the only nickname I know is pussy”.
Green’s dictionary of slang (a great resource!)