Alias

There are thousands of aliases for our lady parts.

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Lately I’ve been spending some time sorting through alternate words and nicknames for one specific lady part, the vagina.

It’s about time I share some of my favorites:

From the elegant:
Belle-chose (“pretty thing”)
Altar of Venus
Phoenix nest
Nature’s treasury
Fancy article
Cyprian fountain

To the sweet:
Honey pot
Flower

To the unappetizing:
Clam
Bearded oyster
Pink taco
Juicebox

To the slightly clever:
Pink fortress
Hippo’s yawn
Baby cannon

To the just plain lazy:
Vajajay
Snatch

And then the old school …

I asked my mom for suggestions.

Her response: “Maybe I’m just old, but the only nickname I know is pussy”.

(Sources:
Green’s dictionary of slang (a great resource!)
Urban dictionary
Eduncovered.com)

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