There are thousands of aliases for our lady parts.

Lately I’ve been spending some time sorting through alternate words and nicknames for one specific lady part, the vagina.

It’s about time I share some of my favorites:

From the elegant:
Belle-chose (“pretty thing”)
Altar of Venus
Phoenix nest
Nature’s treasury
Fancy article
Cyprian fountain

To the sweet:
Honey pot
Flower

To the unappetizing:
Clam
Bearded oyster
Pink taco
Juicebox

To the slightly clever:
Pink fortress
Hippo’s yawn
Baby cannon

To the just plain lazy:
Vajajay
Snatch

And then the old school …

I asked my mom for suggestions.

Her response: “Maybe I’m just old, but the only nickname I know is pussy”.

(Sources:
Green’s dictionary of slang (a great resource!)
Urban dictionary
Eduncovered.com)